Cat claims
 

Here is an ironic page! It contains everything we have to know when we're going to adopt a cat!

- Humans...

They won't have to impose laws regarding the respect of borderlines or reduce the access liberty, or the claim to do peaceful meetings in the house garden 

In other words: the cat can GO OUT every time it wants, it can have a snack every time it wants and meets its friends every time it wants!

- The claims...

Humans can't decide, authorize, regarding the sharing of house, for not having conflicts with the cat satisfaction

In other words: the cat can slip everywhere it wants and when it wants.

- No...

Dogs will have to be accomodated in the same cat residence without the cat agreement.

In other words: No dogs inside!

- Poke around in the house..

It is a claim of the cat. It is free to look for, to stay in each place of the house